on March 18, 2011 by

Caption Contest

Yesterday afternoon, I came across this photo of Bob. I immediately thought this would make a great photo for a caption contest. Bob was so excited that he insisted on picking the winner himself and felt it imperative that we also do a caption contest for a second photo—this one of his assistant, Nancy Garner. To say Nancy is Bob’s assistant does not nearly do her job justice. She works tirelessly with Bob on all of his projects and accompanies him to speaking engagements, trade shows and events of every variety. They can often be found playing piano together at our World Headquarters or enjoying lunch at our Whole Grain Store.

Here’s the contest:

Write a caption for one or both photos here or on Facebook. I will post both photos on Facebook and you must enter the caption as a comment under the photo or it will not be counted. Let’s keep it clean; any inappropriate comments will be deleted. Bob and Nancy will choose the captions they like best and the winners will receive a $50 Bob’s Red Mill Gift Card that can be used on our website. On your comment, be sure to indicate Caption A for Bob’s photo and Caption B for Nancy’s photo.  This photo was taken for an ad, here is the actual caption that will be used: “I want you… to eat whole grains.” Get creative, get funny, but don’t use that caption. Bob and Nancy will pick the two winners on 03/31/11 and I will announce them here, on April 1st.

Caption A: Bob's Photo

Caption B: Nancy's Photo



Shane says:

Bob : Love in motion, the way nature intended it.

Nancey ” How great can you feel?

kat says:

A.I want you to eat oatmeal
B. I caught you buying healthy stuff, yes I did

Sarah says:

Bob…Gluten Free is the way to be.
Nancy ….you must be eating whole grain, you never looked so good!

Audra Robberstad says:

A. You can do it! Bob’s Red Mill makes gluten free baking easy!
B. See what gluten free grains can do for YOU!

Beki says:

I tell you what…. you’re gonna like this stuff!

See that guy there…he wants to enrich your life not your flour!

Ian says:

Bob: You’re going to love the way you feel.. I guarantee it!

Bruce Miller says:

Bob: I want you to take a good look at yourself. Done? Now start eating right!

Nancy: You feeling lucky, punk, are you? I’m telling you this finger is loaded, and I want you to listen to Bob!

Shirley W. says:

A.) Remember, only you can choose to eat healty!

B.) ooohhh try the Chia seeds!

Bob: So you’re the one who eats garbage, eh? Nancy: yeah, I’m laughing at you because you don’t know how important whole grains are!

That picture of Bob looks like he’s telling me to use regular whole wheat flour and not whole wheat pastry flour for my pizza dough and bread! That really happened, by the way, although I don’t think he wagged his finger at me.

Dave says:

BOB: Make your colon happy today. Eat some wholesome whole grains.

Bob wants YOU to be Gluten Free!!

Katie R says:

A: You, yes you, stop facebook stalking Bob’s Red Mill, and introduce yourself. A friend request is all it takes.

B: You – I know I’ve seen you around here before. Say ‘hello’! We don’t bite, we just offer bites (of tasty whole grain products)!

Caption A: See? I told you gluten free tastes great!

Caption B: Are you serious??? WHITE flour in your cart?

A) Holy Oatmeal, Nancy! There’s a camera hiding in the Buckwheat Groats! Someone is spying on our whole grain goodness!
B) That IS a camera! Don’t worry, Bob… We’ve got the “millet”-ary on our side!

Jean Layton says:

Bob-Have you tried our Gluten Free grains yet?
Nancy- You, yes you, and me are going to get some grains cooking!

Andrey says:

Bob: “Lookin’ good Nancy!”

Nancy: “Right back at ya, Bob!”

Linda Methven says:

Caption A Bob: “Anyone with a grain of sense knows organic is worth the extra cents.

Caption B Nancy: “Our main product is grain!”

Diane D'Angelo says:

A. “Don’t get vulgar about my bulgher!
B. You’ve got some oatmeal in your front teeth — but I think that makes you cuter!

rebekah says:

It’s not just Quinoa — it’s QuinWOW!

Jan Barron says:

Bob – You become smarter when you eat Bob’s Red Mill products…

Nancy – I know, I can say Bob backwards 🙂

(love your products…)

kate says:

bob: “i told you you’d LOVE it!!!”

nancy: “for a thrill, try bob’s red mill!”


Ron Miller says:



Charla Chamberlain says:

Bob photo:
“You’ve got it goin’ on with my whole grains!”

Nancy photo:
“I see you found the Gluten Free Brownie mix!”

kate says:

ok, here’s one more –

bob: “did you try our yummy side dishes?”
nancy: “you gotta try our side dishes for mmm mmm goodness!”

referring to the little pointer finger on the breakfast menu for the Grain Store. 🙂

corny, i know!!

Robin says:

A: You’re here! Oh good, let’s get baking!

B: I heard you’re the one who even feeds her Basset Hound whole grains! Awesome!

Nicole Carroll says:

Bob: “You…thinking that no one is paying attention?…think again. We’ve got you covered.”

Nancy: “You have other things to focus on than the question of whether your food is food…we stick with nature’s plan. We’ve got you covered”

Brooke says:

A: “You’re welcome.”
B: “Bob, I thought we were wearing the black vests for this shoot.”

Maralie says:

Bob: “You’ve got something on your cheek right there…looks like some whole grain goodness”

Nancy: “You look just like Bob, he’s the man!”

Boo says:

Bob: Pull my finger.
Nancy: No, you pull my finger!

David says:

Bob- “Meet the one responsible for your health: you.”

Marianne Hay says:

Caption A: Hey you! Keep being awesome!
Caption B: Yes, and Keep that smile on!

Mel says:

Bob: “Who’s good health do I care about? Yours!”

Nancy: “Your good health does my heart good!”

Jack Mason says:

Bob: No grain, no brain.

Nancy: A Leprechaun in every bag.

Deb says:

Bob: YOU deserve to eat delicious food AND feel good

Nancy: Free to be gluten free.

Kate says:

A: I want you to live a whole grain life!

Sarah DJ says:

Photo A: I care about your good health!

Photo B: I care about your good health!

Kate K says:

My submission, ” Good for YOU!”

Kate K says:

Or with more emphasis, “Bob’s Red Mill, GOOD for YOU!”

Drew O says:

A: Bob’s Red Mill….it’ll make you feel grain!

B: Did he just say grain, or grand?

Sophie says:

Bob: Your health needs YOU!

Nancy: Need some help to be healthy? Bob does the job!

Adam says:

A: “Pull my finger and get an organic surprise!!”

B: “Buy our products or I’ll poke you in the eye!!”

Jen says:

A: Your wish is my command. I grant you one life filled with delicious whole grain goodness!

B: What are YOU waiting for? Climb aboard the Bob’s Red Mill whole grain train. Next stop: better health!

Kathryn says:

Bob: You ARE what you EAT…so eat BETTER.

Nancy: I see there’s room for goodness on your plate!

Chip Camillo says:

You want whole grain goodness? Is that what you want?
Well, you came to the right place!

Ruth Gabbert says:

A. YOU, are the reason we make Bob’s Red Mill products!

B. YOU, won’t find better quality gluten-free products anywhere!

Alex says:

A. It’s your Red Mill, too!

Monique says:

“Do you know where YOUR grains came from!”

Darell says:

A (Bob) “Ingrain our grains into YOUR life!”

B (Nancy) “Red Mill is your mill too!”

Darell Provenncher says:

A (Bob) “Ingrain our grains into your life!”

B (Nancy) “Red Mill is your mill for life!”

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